Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.