Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.