If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.