If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I dont know what they think.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.