My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.
If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.