If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.