If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.

When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost always sat in the far back of the auditorium so I could read the newspaper. I remember that I stayed late one day to ask the professor a question, and when I got up to him, all I could think to myself was, 'So this is what the professor looks like.