I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.