You know you knit too much when ... Before you buy anything, such as a hammock or curtains, you seriously wonder whether you could knit it.

When people see me knitting, I tell them I'm a knitter. Not the sort of knitter they may have run into before, but a passionate, constant, deliberate knitter. I knit everyday, all the time, everywhere I go.

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

SABLE- A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy.

100 years ago, buying something you could make was considered wasteful; now making something you could buy is considered wasteful. I am not convinced this is a step in the right direction.

The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.