It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent.

Achieving the state of SABLE is not, as many people who live with these knitters believe, a reason to stop buying yarn, but for the knitter it is an indication to write a will, bequeathing the stash to an appropriate heir.

The only difference between an experienced knitter and new knitter is that the experienced knitter makes bigger mistakes faster. Be bold; there are no terrible consequences in knitting.

In the nineteeth century, knitting was prescribed to women as a cure for nervousness and hysteria. Many new knitters find this sort of hard to believe because, until you get good at it, knitting seems to cause those ailments. The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.

The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.

It is a little known fact that much like birds, who can always find north, knitters can always find yarn.