With great effort comes great gratification.

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them.

It is a little known fact that much like birds, who can always find north, knitters can always find yarn.

The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the doctor's office. Knitters need knitting to add a layer of interest in other, less constructive ways.

I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.

When people see me knitting, I tell them I'm a knitter. Not the sort of knitter they may have run into before, but a passionate, constant, deliberate knitter. I knit everyday, all the time, everywhere I go.