It took me years and years of trial efforts to work out that there is absolutely no knitting triumph I can achieve that my husband will think is worth being woken up for.

The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.

I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.

The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

Knitters use knitting to value-add to the world.

It is important for knitters to know two things about frogging: that cats are capable of this knitting action, and even seem to enjoy it and seek opportunities to do it; and that foul language is a normal, healthy accompaniment to frogging, whether it is you or the cat that accomplished the task.