Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you?

Five minutes of a lifetime were truly spent, and we felt young in a good way.

When the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.

I think they were afraid that some of us would try to kill ourselves or something because they looked very tense and one of them kept touching his beard.

But Mary Elizabeth felt different. She kept saying it was an "articulate" film. So "articulate." And I guess it was. The thing is, I didn't know what it said even if it said it very well.

It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I were gay, I'd want to date you." Of course.

I don't think we should base so much on weight, muscles, and a good hair day, but when it happens, it's nice. It really is.