Craig said the problem with things is that everyone is always comparing everyone with everyone

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.

Regardless, I decided to never take LSD again.

The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because only she would give me socks.

Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing"; - "We accept the love we think we deserve.

I think on my next birthday, I'm going to buy her a present. I think that should be the tradition. The kid gets gifts from everybody, and he buys one present for his mom since she was there, too. I think that would be nice.

The most beautiful surprise is that you have these moments where you connect with people on a deep level without saying a word. It's one of those wonderful things that you get what you give, and I'm grateful for it.