Craig said the problem with things is that everyone is always comparing everyone with everyone

I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for thousands of years. Or just not exist.

The perfect song on the perfect drive to make you feel infinite.

Girls are weird, and I don't mean that offensively. I just can't put it any other way.

It is important to say "sir" at these moments. And if they ever call you by your first-middle-last name, you better watch out. I'm telling you.

When we were all getting ready to leave, I walked up to my grandfather and gave him a hug and kiss on the cheek. He wiped my lip print off with his palm and gave me a look. He doesn't like the boys in the family to touch him. But I'm very glad that I did it anyway in case he dies. I never got to do that with my Aunt Helen.

There are other people who have it a lot worse