Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Homosexuals are not interested in making other people homosexuals. Homophobes are interested in making other people homophobes.

My first meeting with you only confirmed what I first suspected. You are a fraud, a charlatan and a shyster. My favourite kind of person, in fact.

I want you to know that you are not alone in your being alone.

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free.

Hey-ho, it's raining inside: it isn't my fault and there's nothing I can do about it, but sit it out. But the sun may well come out tomorrow and when it does, I shall take full advantage.