The human capacity for guilt is such that people can always find ways to blame themselves

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

One can't predict the weather more than a few days in advance.

My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.

Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I met a man with no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it wasn't as if he was going to need them.

It is my view that the simplest explanation is there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization. There is probably no heaven, and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.