sometimes an accident can be an unhappy womans best friend
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.
I was sitting one day and thinking about cannibalism, because that's what guys like me do... and I thought, suppose a guy was washed up on a rocky island, how much of himself could he eat?
The quickest way to learn about a new place is to know what it dreams of.
I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor