I never met a writer who wasn't lazy.

Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.

He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him making him smile.

You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

At its most basic we are discussing a learned skill (writing), but do we not agree that sometimes the most basic skills can create things far beyond our expectations? We are talking about tools and carpentry, about words and style... but as we move along, you'd do well to remember that we are also talking about magic.

Language does not always have to wear a tie and lace-up shoes.

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, did you?