You know," Glen Bateman said, looking out toward Grand Junction in the early light of morning, "I've heard the saying 'That sucks' for years without really being sure of what it meant. Now I think I know.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

FEAR stands for face everything and recover – Old AA saying

I have the world's best job. I get paid to hang out in my imagination all day.

I believe most people are essentially good. I know that I am. It's you I'm not entirely sure of.

The only [working] ritual is making tea. I use the loose leaves and drink it by the gallon.

Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.