I knew it would begin with the end, and the end would look like death to these eyes. I had been warned.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

I love you more than anything in the world combined.

We're a bit sensitive to blood around here. I'm sure you can understand that.

I can always make things longer than I intend for them to be, but cutting things down is just brutal. It's like cutting off your fingers every time you lose a word.

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

I don't see how that is any of your business." Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.