I like it when pessimism goes unrewarded.
What happens when you lose your heart's desire?
You'd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails. (Alice from Twilight)
Age is just a number baby, what are you now? 40?
Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.
It's healthy to ditch class now and then." To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when human blood would be spilt.