I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

One social evil for which the New Testament is clearly in part responsible is anti-Semitism.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Without laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter to us that humanity highly rewards members of one of the most unusual professions on earth, those who make a living by inducing laughter in others. This is very strange if you stop to think of it: that otherwise sane and responsible citizens should devote their professional energies to causing others to make sharp, explosive barking-like exhalations.

Laughter would appear to be a physical reflex, although even if it is, this still leaves unanswered the question of why the human response to humor is a convulsive spasm of the respiratory mechanism rather than a crossing of the eyes or a waving of the arms.