I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

Everybody is somewhere.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage.

Millions of Germans had absolute faith in Hitler. Millions of Russians had faith in Stalin. Millions of Chinese had faith in Mao. Billions have had faith in imaginary gods.