I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism.

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Laughter would appear to be a physical reflex, although even if it is, this still leaves unanswered the question of why the human response to humor is a convulsive spasm of the respiratory mechanism rather than a crossing of the eyes or a waving of the arms.

Millions of Germans had absolute faith in Hitler. Millions of Russians had faith in Stalin. Millions of Chinese had faith in Mao. Billions have had faith in imaginary gods.