It is certainly true that cooking is therapeutic, creative and all those other faintly creepy self-helpish words. I would love to tell you that learning to cook was part of my journey toward actualization. I would love to tell Oprah this. I would love to tell Oprah this while weeping. But I learned to cook for a much simpler reason: in the abject hope that people would spend time with me if I put good things in their mouth. It is, in other words (like practically everything else I do), a function of my desperation for emotional connection and acclaim.
Steve AlmondEvery now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.
Steve AlmondWhy are people so fascinated by how to eat Valomilks?โ She said, โWell, Dad, theyโre round and theyโre messy. But thatโs what makes them fun. Once we get older weโre not supposed to be messy anymore. But for one moment when youโre eating a Valomilk, itโs okay to be messy again.
Steve Almond