I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work

My parents had a certain resolve to them that I don’t see as so prevalent today. Through good times and bad, they were committed to one another. Their relationship wasn’t something to be constantly examined or picked apart.

Being a leading man... that's like saying I want to be astronaut. That's not going to happen.