I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

I'll do whatever I can do to remain employed. I'm just not precious about doing comedy or doing drama. I never want to do something in order to prove to other people what I can do.

It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

Even the most self-confident people, at one point of their lives, felt like outsiders or felt like they weren't being heard or seen or witnessed in some way.