When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.

Whenever you see people talking about how real they are or how normal they are, it seems odd to have that self awareness that you could potentially not be normal.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

I don't feel that I have to control every aspect of things that I appear in. You learn a lot performing someone else's writing.

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.