When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.
Steve CarellI love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
Steve CarellI am happily married, and I think I was lucky that success came a little later in my life. It's difficult to handle all the attention when you are a young gun.
Steve CarellYou project a version of yourself to the public to protect and insulate yourself a little bit. Actors come up with a version of themselves in order to protect the real person.
Steve CarellI am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.
Steve Carell