When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.
Steve CarellGoalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.
Steve CarellWe are all facing the end one day or another. I say, live a good and prosperous life, make sure your choices count, make them count.
Steve Carell