When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.
Steve CarellSome people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.
Steve CarellAn office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.
Steve CarellI joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.
Steve CarellInstead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.
Steve Carell