When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.

I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.