Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back.

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.

I don't like to get angry. It doesn't make me feel good. It is very human, but it's also a loss of control, and I like to have that kind of control.