Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.

Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.