Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

Being a leading man... that's like saying I want to be astronaut. That's not going to happen.

Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.