Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing. My mom is the only one who still writes me letters. And there's something visceral about opening a letter - I see her on the page. I see her in her handwriting.

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

What kind of person would have a real craving for gummy worms?

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.