If we were meant to read for enjoyment, would God have created television? Read as it was intended - for exercise. The more you read, the more you expand your - what's the word I'm looking for? - your stockpile of words. You must have a stockpile of words that you can pass along to your children for their stockpile.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.

Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because I think, 'Well, as an adult, I wouldn't go see it by myself, because it's purely for children and it holds nothing for me and it's simplistic and it's kind of easy.'

For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.