If we were meant to read for enjoyment, would God have created television? Read as it was intended - for exercise. The more you read, the more you expand your - what's the word I'm looking for? - your stockpile of words. You must have a stockpile of words that you can pass along to your children for their stockpile.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.

I can get lazy. I don't think I'm a very driven person. When I have work, I work very hard. But when I don't work, I really don't do anything. I could easily just fade away.

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.