Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.

There's very little you could do to prepare to be a correspondent on The Daily Show, because it's not being a journalist, it's not being an actor. It involves elements of both of those things, but they're not required necessarily as job experience. It's helpful if you know how to improvise, but again, not a requirement.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day.

We are all facing the end one day or another. I say, live a good and prosperous life, make sure your choices count, make them count.