Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it.

For me, at least, all of my career goals, all of my focus, everything just shifted and the importance was my children, and that's where all the joy came from as well.

For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.