Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

There's very little you could do to prepare to be a correspondent on The Daily Show, because it's not being a journalist, it's not being an actor. It involves elements of both of those things, but they're not required necessarily as job experience. It's helpful if you know how to improvise, but again, not a requirement.

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.

Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple and a family, because it happens so frequently.