I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.

A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through your body to your brain. Look at Albert Einstein. He rode a bicycle. He was also an early student of Jazzercise. You never saw Einstein lift his shirt, but he had a six-pack under there.

I think anyone loves to play a character that is either evil to a certain extent or has a real definable character flaw. Those are always really fun, and, I think, funny.