I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.

I can get lazy. I don't think I'm a very driven person. When I have work, I work very hard. But when I don't work, I really don't do anything. I could easily just fade away.

Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.