You're doing your kids a disservice if they do get everything they want because that's not the way life's going to go, and I think kids have to have some reality.

I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was just to be an actor, not necessarily a comedic actor. I wasn't that guy who struck out with women so he became really funny, and that's when the women started to like him.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

The better the person you're with, the better you're going to be because they're giving you so much more.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.