My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

There's very little you could do to prepare to be a correspondent on The Daily Show, because it's not being a journalist, it's not being an actor. It involves elements of both of those things, but they're not required necessarily as job experience. It's helpful if you know how to improvise, but again, not a requirement.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

Do not to be as shy around girls, because they're probably just as shy and just as scared as you are.