Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.
Steve CarellI ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
Steve CarellActors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.
Steve CarellWhenever you see people talking about how real they are or how normal they are, it seems odd to have that self awareness that you could potentially not be normal.
Steve CarellThey love 3-D. It's fun to watch a movie in 3-D with your children, or with a group of children, because, from time to time, you see little hands reaching up to grab things that they think are right there. It's remarkable and it does, obviously, add another dimension, literally, to the movie.
Steve CarellI was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush on. I bought her a box of Valentine's Day chocolate. And I put it in her cubby with a note that said something like, "I am deeply in love with you, Your Secret Admirer." And I didn't sign my name.
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