Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.

I don't want to, I don't plan my career based on what I want people to believe I'm capable of doing. So I just take things that I think might be good or might be fun to do or might ultimately entertain.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

That's an interesting way to put it: an expectation of who you should be. More often than not, it's described as an expectation of who you are.

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.