I’m not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don’t have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.

Everybody wants to be a Bond villain. That is the coolest. To be able to portray a Bond villain, that is the feather in any actor's cap.

I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.