This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

I don't do anything to try to change people's perceptions of me. I tend to think that's sort of an ego driven thing.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

I'd love to do Broadway some day. Before I started doing television I was just a primarily a stage actor, but I haven't done it in a while.