People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

I'm not unattractive, but I'm not a matinee idol. I think I have a very non-threatening look - I'm fine, I'm right in the middle.

I’m listening to a lot of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna. A lot of pop female artists. I have to say I’m pretty well-versed in the pop female category.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.