People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

Because I went from the Daily Show where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show to Bruce Almighty where I played a news guy to Anchorman where I played a news guy, now I'm...yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits.

People just like to be on camera. There's a huge desire to be in front of the camera, and once there, people will say and do almost anything. It's sort of a drug, and I think people get addicted to it.

Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.

Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.