People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

I don't ever want to take a part in order to prove that I'm capable of doing something. It's all based in doing stuff that's interesting or working with people who would be fun to work with.