People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.

Everybody should be normal. Everybody should be nice. I think they go hand in hand, and that to me is the default setting.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.