I try to not make safe choices, but I also like to do stuff which is interesting and is sort of exciting in some way and accessible.

Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to reflect some sort of reality.

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

It’s our imperfections that make us vulnerable, make us interesting. How can I make myself a bit of an asshole and still have humanity about it?

London audiences are tricky, too. They don't laugh as much as the Northern audiences because, and I hate to say this, they are a bit cleverer normally, and they are picking up on all the little details and listening more carefully.

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.