You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I like the fact that people come together who have shared values, but I don't believe that a man died 2,000 years ago and was crucified on a cross to save me from my original sin.

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

The tabloids operate in an amoral parallel universe where the bottom line is selling newspapers.

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.