The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

Going to a grammar school, you mixed with all sorts of different types and I used to listen to how they talked. When I did my imitations, I could sound like someone really rough, or I could sound like a cabinet minister.

I am lucky to be in a profession that is not age dependent.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. When I was at school, I was in Hamlet. I played Claudius, who's supposed to be a 60-year-old man, and I was like 18. It's inherently ridiculous seeing 18-year-old boys with gray beards. That's always funny.

Even great people are always slightly disappointing, which is generally what makes them interesting.