I'm an entertainer. I don't go round saying I'm a paragon of virtue, so that is clearly not in the public interest.

When I was a student I was very, very ambitious, completely immersed in my comedy career. I never had that period of reckless hedonism that you should get out of your system in your youth.

I'm not like a politician that goes around talking about family values. And I can't get fired from being a funny person because I did something that most people are disapproving of. I think people are just obsessed with this morality that people perceive as being the right and wrong way of doing stuff.

That's what gives people hope - that you can still love someone from afar and you can still have those feelings across an ocean.

The Church at its best is about empowering the disempowered and giving voice to the dispossessed and not putting a price on everything and not being about the bottom line and not worshipping the market or everything that is material.

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.