I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection.

I'm a single guy now and can do what I like. As my agent said, so long as it's not a live man or a dead woman, I'll be fine. And that, hand on heart, is unlikely to happen.

When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't think you'll ever see a comedian there. They'll all be standing at the sides, looking at how it all fits together.

I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going to be popping up in dungeons every six months. If you catch me preaching fidelity while I am shagging chickens then throw the book at me. Otherwise, leave me alone.