I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I want my work to be judged, not me.

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection.

I like the British public. There is something in this country called tall poppy syndrome. You're good but you're not that good, pal, OK? The natural state of our nation is slightly miserable, and probably the healthier for it. In America you don't get a key down the side of your Bentley.

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.