I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

I don't go to premieres, unless I'm contractually bound to.

What terrifies me is that I might somehow endorse that view so people think they don't have to read books anymore.

I happen to have a public profile. Ditto newspaper editors. It's a result of what I do, not an end.

I like the fact that people come together who have shared values, but I don't believe that a man died 2,000 years ago and was crucified on a cross to save me from my original sin.

It may seem like improv because it flows quite naturally, and a little bit of leeway for improvisation is good, but you have to be judicious with it. So it's good, but sometimes people deify it. You can't improvise your way out of a paper hat.