Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

People regurgitate the same old cliches and it becomes like a photocopy of a photocopy of something that's vaguely interesting.

The irony is, of course, that many of the values that I was raised with, that I think are very important, that I hold dear, are the result of a religious faith.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

I try to not make safe choices, but I also like to do stuff which is interesting and is sort of exciting in some way and accessible.

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.

I enjoy comedy but it can become wearisome.