I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection.

When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't think you'll ever see a comedian there. They'll all be standing at the sides, looking at how it all fits together.

Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem - in much the same way as I'm having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I'm not comparing myself to Jesus - I don't want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again.

If the person who can effectively sanction ill-conceived wars can play the electric guitar, which is a symbol of rebellion, then that whole worldview becomes confused.

When I see friends from school I think they've all grown old and I've stayed the same.