Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.

I'm not turned away from the church through anger, although I have criticisms of it. It's through finding affirmation of life and illumination of life through creativity and art.

I am of the very last generation who didn't have computers at school. As we grow old we'll become something of an aberration.

I'm really encouraged by Pope Francis, because I think his attitude is totally laudable.

There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

People regurgitate the same old cliches and it becomes like a photocopy of a photocopy of something that's vaguely interesting.

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.