When I first got money, I went through it like everybody else, because I didn't know. But, right now, I've educated myself and placed smart people around me. I surrounded myself with people who not only are intelligent and effective about finances, taxes, and money management, but they (also) love me.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.

A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.

You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.