I'm a old hoodlum, so I will jump on you if I have to.
Sometimes we don't appreciate Prayer until we have to go through something!
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Don't hate the player; change the game
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear.