Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be in Caroliner.'" "You're doing that on purpose." "I'm not. I sway-ah.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.