Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.

I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people.

You have to get comfortable [with your work], you really have to know what you're doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

A day with out sun shine is like..........night