Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

I'm not Vegas. Places I play usually cost like $3 to get in, you know, and people are going: Gee, I've got $3, I think I'll throw it away.

To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.