Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.

I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, “for what?

I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.