Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.

Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

I knew I could only play Cyrano if he were Americanized. I had no intention of writing the script myself. I was afraid of it. You're playing with fire when you tamper with a classic. So I went looking for a writer. But it was such a personal idea, and anyone I would give it to would make it his own. It's hard to ask Neil Simon to write your idea.