Be so good they can't ignore you.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.'

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

Writing is something I took up rather than anything I had an inclination toward. I like acting -delivering someone else's message - but writing is more of an accomplishment.