You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.